This is the Hawaiian personal pizza from J&J Pizzeria in Middletown, PA. If you’ve never heard of Hawaiian pizza, consider yourself lucky - ham, pineapple, tomato sauce, and cheese goes awful together. It tastes like you ate everything in the world and then puked it back up into your mouth. Consider it a cautionary tale. Do not order Hawaiian pizza, or a real Hawaiian will come and kill you.
This pizza joins the long line of things I order just to keep this blog a little more interesting. You’re welcome.